Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior
Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!
Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.
Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*
Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.
Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*
by DarthXanax December 15, 2013

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013

Putting molly; the pure form of ecstasy; in a pill and taking it.
Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.
Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.
Young Yuppie: I'm gonna pop mollys and go to a Dubstep concert tonight!
Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?
Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?
by DarthXanax June 10, 2013
