nine to fiver

Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior
Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!

Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.

Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*
by DarthXanax December 15, 2013
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rotten tomatoes

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
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Pop mollys

Putting molly; the pure form of ecstasy; in a pill and taking it.

Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.
Young Yuppie: I'm gonna pop mollys and go to a Dubstep concert tonight!

Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?
by DarthXanax June 10, 2013
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