Definitions by Darren Higgenbottom

fraternet 

the poor quality of wifi at greek houses

Chad from Beta: Dammit, the wifi at the house is down again!
Spencer from Beta: That's fraternet for ya

fraternet by Darren Higgenbottom October 26, 2017

ENS 

Empty Nest Syndrome. Occurs when a child is about to leave home for the first time and parent begins to realize what it will be like to not have kids around.

Mom: My babies are all growing up!!! :'(
Kid: You're showing signs of ENS

ENS by Darren Higgenbottom August 16, 2012