Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 09, 2016

Dong Water

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

by Dark lord tizzy April 15, 2016

Quimby

Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.

They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.

by Dark lord tizzy October 18, 2014