Definitions by Dark lord tizzy

Dong Water 

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

Dong Water by Dark lord tizzy June 10, 2016

Big MAC 

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

Big MAC by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016

Quimby 

Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.

They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.

Quimby by Dark lord tizzy October 17, 2014