Definitions by Dark Twain

conservatavia 

of a conservative bent. A blanket statement for things, issues, or persons relevant to American conservatism

Fox News, the Tea Party, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Ayn Rand, Ronald Reagan, The Republican Party would all fall under the umbrella of conservatavia.

conservatavia by Dark Twain March 5, 2012

bolivian firecracker 

the act of igniting the string opf a tampon while it is hanging out of a woman's vagina.

when the tide is high on the Red River, it's best to first set off a bolivian firecracker

bolivian firecracker by Dark Twain November 23, 2004

mcgreevish 

along with mcgreevey, a term describing a random gay guy, or an epithet referring to the people of New Jersey

Hey, douchebag! Quit being so mcgreevish!
OR
Don't change lanes without signaling, you stupid mcgreevey

mcgreevish by Dark Twain November 23, 2004