Dark Mono's definitions

facarpetride

to give someone a magic carpet ride by means of the face

dude, your girlfriend gives the best facarpetrides

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007

poorgasm

when a homeless person finds a dollar

Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars

by Dark Mono March 22, 2009

feaster basket

a easter basket filled with fetuses

WOW, this is the best day ever! I always wanted a feaster basket!

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007

Missing Pieces

An amputee night club

(Person who doesnt know its a amputee club) Dude, MIssing Pieces must cost an arm and a leg!

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007