poorgasm

when a homeless person finds a dollar

Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars

by Dark Mono March 22, 2009

feaster basket

a easter basket filled with fetuses

WOW, this is the best day ever! I always wanted a feaster basket!

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007

facarpetride

to give someone a magic carpet ride by means of the face

dude, your girlfriend gives the best facarpetrides

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007

Missing Pieces

An amputee night club

(Person who doesnt know its a amputee club) Dude, MIssing Pieces must cost an arm and a leg!

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007