Dark 1's definitions

Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Jaggy

A rectum ripping turd. Excrement that requires much effort to expell, and feels like is made of gravel and safety pins. Opposite of a slippy

Oh shit, it's a jaggy! Nnnnnnng!!!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Virus

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Slippy

Faeces that requires no effort to eject, and requires no wiping. A turd to be proud of. Opposite of a jaggy

Oh man, just did me a slippy! It was beautiful! High five?

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004