Virus

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"

by Dark 1 January 11, 2004

Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Phantom turd

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Intel

Influential semiconductor manufacturer, most notably for making x86 series of computer microprocessors for the well past its sell-by date, PC platform. Despite newer and potentially better architectures coming along, Intel continues to throw billions and billions at the same compromised to all hell, 1970s derived, archaic chunks of fan-encrusted kludge, with bolted on bells and whistles enough to keep it just ahead of the game, rather that get their heads together with all the other bigwigs, rip up the tattered old PeeCee blueprints, and put those billions into giving us a new, no compromises computer platform that we should have had 15 years ago.

"For all your central heating needs, call Intel!"

by Dark 1 January 11, 2004