Definitions by Darin Fireball

pachinkoridonkulous 

An even higher level of ridonkulous which is itself an heightened version of ridiculous.

No way, that haircut is so ridonkulous it's pachinkoridonkulous!

pachinkoridonkulous by Darin Fireball January 14, 2013

fingerbomb 

When your finger is in an otherwise normal photo because you have your finger partially over the lens on a digital camera like an iPhone or some other smartphone with a camera built in.

I saw that photo of you and your husband on the Disney ride on Fartbook but the fingerbomb from your finger over the lens made me squirt milk out of my nose. Nice camera work!

fingerbomb by Darin Fireball September 27, 2011

morningly

A schedule that repeats daily in the morning. Similar to nightly only in the morning.

That girl came by the cafe morningly and made everyone happy when she showed her beautiful face.

morningly by Darin Fireball August 5, 2011

immacucrap 

A bowel movement that is so perfect and pristine that there's nothing to wipe.

I just took an immacucrap and it was perfect because I didn't need any toilet paper.

immacucrap by Darin Fireball November 17, 2010

immacupoop 

Identical to immacucrap but with poop at the end. A poop so perfect and pristine that no toilet paper is required to wipe when done.

I took such an immacupoop that I didn't even have to wipe!

immacupoop by Darin Fireball November 17, 2010

PEBLARE

Problem Exists Between Left And Right Ear.

That is not a retractable cup holder, it's your CD tray! PEBLARE!

PEBLARE by Darin Fireball August 19, 2010

foosmack

The smack you talk while playing or preparing to play an individual or team of Foosball players.

Awww, you talkin' Foosmack dawg? You betta be prepared fo da yard if you're coming hard talkin' all that trash, we'll pull your card on the Foos table yo.

foosmack by Darin Fireball February 19, 2008