Darin Fireball's definitions

morningly

A schedule that repeats daily in the morning. Similar to nightly only in the morning.

That girl came by the cafe morningly and made everyone happy when she showed her beautiful face.

by Darin Fireball August 5, 2011

fingerbomb

When your finger is in an otherwise normal photo because you have your finger partially over the lens on a digital camera like an iPhone or some other smartphone with a camera built in.

I saw that photo of you and your husband on the Disney ride on Fartbook but the fingerbomb from your finger over the lens made me squirt milk out of my nose. Nice camera work!

by Darin Fireball September 27, 2011

immacucrap

A bowel movement that is so perfect and pristine that there's nothing to wipe.

I just took an immacucrap and it was perfect because I didn't need any toilet paper.

by Darin Fireball November 17, 2010

PEBLARE

Problem Exists Between Left And Right Ear.

That is not a retractable cup holder, it's your CD tray! PEBLARE!

by Darin Fireball August 19, 2010

Eigenveggies

A term used to replace any typical exclamation like wuff! dang! or what the? Especially useful when referring to the difficulty of high-level mathemathics; From the mathematical term eigenvector. Eigenveggies can also be considered the source of all exclamations or the Eigenexclamation from which all other exclamations emerge.

Eigenveggies! Linear algebra is hard! Let's go shaping!

by Darin Fireball January 30, 2008

immacupoop

Identical to immacucrap but with poop at the end. A poop so perfect and pristine that no toilet paper is required to wipe when done.

I took such an immacupoop that I didn't even have to wipe!

by Darin Fireball November 17, 2010

foosmack

The smack you talk while playing or preparing to play an individual or team of Foosball players.

Awww, you talkin' Foosmack dawg? You betta be prepared fo da yard if you're coming hard talkin' all that trash, we'll pull your card on the Foos table yo.

by Darin Fireball February 19, 2008