Definitions by Dante_ck

Monica 

'My Nigga' but for white people so they don't feel guilty

-Hey, i just went to starbucks and got you a mocha frappe, interested?

--- monica.

Monica by Dante_ck September 8, 2014

Tivo 

A Tivo is a person who only see's what they want to see in life. These people are often blind to common sense and encounter issues that could normally be avoid by paying attention to simple signs.

Common traits include severe self centeredness, chronic bitchface and empty pockets.

Guy: I dunno man, she seemed nice last night when we were talking at the bar.

friend: What!? Everything she talked about was either hating on someone or bitchin about work gossip.
Guy: I dunno dude, i might hit her up again just to make sure

Friend: Whatever man, tivo.

Tivo by Dante_ck June 20, 2014

caught in a lue 

The period of time when two individuals are infectiously love smitten for one another.

"Hey Mackenzie, have you seen Annie today?"
-"No, not recently. She's been caught in a lue with that guy she met ever since finals."

caught in a lue by Dante_ck May 15, 2014