Dante's definitions

pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

by Dante March 8, 2005

sadomasochistic analnecrohomopedopyrobestiality

The act of anal sexual intercourse with dead baby animals of the same gender that also happen to be on fire.

You might think it's rather odd of me, but I enjoy the act of sadomasochistic analnecrohomopedopyrobestiality.

by Dante March 9, 2005

Initial C

A complete idiot who's convinced he has street cred. Dumb enough to stand up to the twin sons of Sparda.

Cloud Strife is a total Initial C.

by Dante April 11, 2005

muntress

An amalgamation between a "munter" (see munter) and a mattress.
Usually a large individual that should know their limits, and comedic for all the wrong reasons.

"Muntress is at it again..."

by Dante May 8, 2004

weaksauce

-Lacking of sophistication or goodness.
-Utter idiocy.
-Pathetic loser.

"And as you can see here, we will lose 10% profits..."

"Weaksauce!"

"Weaksauce, coming from you?"

"...weaksauce..."

by Dante August 25, 2004

Jerking and Twerking

To masturbate to Miley Cirus.

Is it bad that I was jerking and twerking last night?

by DanTe January 19, 2015

mortiis

Some faggot who wears fake ears and a fake nose...fukking gothic troll

Mortiis looks like if someone animated a pile ov shit.

by Dante January 12, 2004