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Definitions by Dano Magnum

inebriated 

Bill: I am currently very highly inebriated, my good sir.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty drunk myself.
inebriated by Dano Magnum December 29, 2008

blink 182 

Regardless of their genre, punk or not, there is one truth about blink 182 that is of importance.

They are the whiniest, most overrated group in recent history.
This stems from the sand that they have in their vaginas.
Joe: blink 182 rules!
Bill: Are you serious?
Joe: Yeah, dude!
Bill: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
blink 182 by Dano Magnum November 11, 2008

urban pwnd 

When a word makes it into the urban dictionary only to get pwnd by thumbs downs.
Bill: Fade like bleach made it onto the front page of UD and got urban pwnd with tumbs downs.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.
urban pwnd by Dano Magnum November 7, 2007

superduper 

The integral of uper duper
equals
(uper)^2
----------
2
S(uper)d(uper) = (uper^2)/2
superduper
superduper by Dano Magnum July 21, 2007

buffalo eye 

When you peer into someone's soul. It is unforcable, and can only be done by chance. The closest repeatable action would be the o.O .
Bill: Hey, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: HEY, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: What are you doin? *turns around and sees Ted making cat noises clawing at a stain on the curtains*
Bill: o.O *buffalo eye*
Ted: *terrorized* dude... stop... you're giving me the buffalo eye.
Bill: Sorry, man.
Ted: It's ok... i thought i was gonna die. Try not to do it again..
Bill: I can't control it, man.
buffalo eye by Dano Magnum July 12, 2007

jungle juice 

An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.

The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
jungle juice by Dano Magnum July 7, 2007

power tab 

A guitar players best friend. It allows tablature to be played back which decreases the amount of time it takes to learn a song. It can also be used to compose midi music, or convert a midi/tab into musical notation for players of other instruments to read.
Bill: Dude, I'm trying to learn eruption, but it's so fast i can't keep up with the tab
Ted: Try power tab, bro
Bill: Oh man... I'll never go back to tabs again.. This rules.
power tab by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007