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the state of being bamboozled
by dano magnum September 26, 2006
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by dano magnum October 23, 2006
Get the difficult mug.The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.
Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
by Dano Magnum October 30, 2006
Get the miscarriage mug.Regardless of their genre, punk or not, there is one truth about blink 182 that is of importance.
They are the whiniest, most overrated group in recent history.
This stems from the sand that they have in their vaginas.
They are the whiniest, most overrated group in recent history.
This stems from the sand that they have in their vaginas.
Joe: blink 182 rules!
Bill: Are you serious?
Joe: Yeah, dude!
Bill: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
Bill: Are you serious?
Joe: Yeah, dude!
Bill: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
by Dano Magnum November 11, 2008
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Get the inebriated mug.An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.
The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
by Dano Magnum July 7, 2007
Get the jungle juice mug.When you peer into someone's soul. It is unforcable, and can only be done by chance. The closest repeatable action would be the o.O .
Bill: Hey, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: HEY, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: What are you doin? *turns around and sees Ted making cat noises clawing at a stain on the curtains*
Bill: o.O *buffalo eye*
Ted: *terrorized* dude... stop... you're giving me the buffalo eye.
Bill: Sorry, man.
Ted: It's ok... i thought i was gonna die. Try not to do it again..
Bill: I can't control it, man.
Ted: ...
Bill: HEY, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: What are you doin? *turns around and sees Ted making cat noises clawing at a stain on the curtains*
Bill: o.O *buffalo eye*
Ted: *terrorized* dude... stop... you're giving me the buffalo eye.
Bill: Sorry, man.
Ted: It's ok... i thought i was gonna die. Try not to do it again..
Bill: I can't control it, man.
by Dano Magnum July 12, 2007
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