Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.
by Danno Chuchiak April 24, 2007
Get the Lavendermug. A forthcoming book by Hillary Clinton and the sequel to her bestseller "It Takes A Village". In "My Struggle", Clinton makes a biographical account of her life and also describes plans for a Western Hemispheric alliance of like-minded social progressives, along a compassionate worldview of intellectual supremacy with progressives at the top and capitalist-minded white-collar conservatives at the bottom. "My Struggle" will include both domestic political theory and foreign policy, centered around the main themes of national redistribution, federal control, and bureaucratic solutions to private-enterprise and religious problems. This book is due out July 18, 2008.
A passage from My Struggle:
"Never forget that the most sacred right on this earth is man's right to have the earth to till with his own hands, the most sacred sacrifice the blood that a man sheds for this earth."
"Never forget that the most sacred right on this earth is man's right to have the earth to till with his own hands, the most sacred sacrifice the blood that a man sheds for this earth."
by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007
Get the My Strugglemug. Mrs. Garrison: "I don't even know how lesbians make love... unless you like, scissors or something."
South Park, April 2007
South Park, April 2007
by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007
Get the South Parkmug. A rare form of male masturbation involving a window sill and a feather. One places their johnson onto the window sill next to an open window, takes hold of the window, and slams it down onto their member; the mash. Then, one runs a feather along the side and head of their jimmy; the tingle. This form of masturbation is not advisable, and requires a window that opens vertically.
by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007
Get the Mash and Tinglemug. The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at bars, when alcohol has impaired one's judgement or severely lowered one's standards. Always leads to Morning Remorse. Occurs whenever someone's appetite for some ass exceeds their desire to conserve their reputation and self-esteem.
Did you see that chick John just left with?!
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.
by Danno Chuchiak July 20, 2008
Get the Piggy Divingmug. by Danno Chuchiak December 24, 2008
Get the STDenialmug. Slang shorthand for the campgrounds surrounding Franconia, New Hampshire, specifically Franconia Notch. Located in northern New Hampshire, in the White Mountains, The Notch is a decent place to stay for a weekend of camping and fishing. Plenty of streams nearby on Route 93 and each camp ground has a decent amount of privacy. Aggressive squirrels abound.
Zack was surprised that we had skewered fluffy, but what did he expect? This was the notch, after all.
by Danno Chuchiak December 24, 2008
Get the The Notchmug.