Dank Frank's definitions

uhap

You have a problem.

OMG WTF UHAP BITCH. DONT shit in my salad!!!!

by Dank Frank November 29, 2007

jawnover

When you do too many painkillers, such as 30mg Roxicodone (jawns) and still feel high/sick in the morning.

Damn Ian I bumped out one or 2 many jawns last night and I'm suffering from a nasty jawnover. I need a jawn to cure me.

by Dank Frank April 22, 2016

istg

I Swear to God. Promising

She asked him out, istg!!!

by Dank Frank January 3, 2008

quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

by Dank Frank April 30, 2020