Daniel Pearson's definitions

woe jousting

Conversational form, in which the participants compete to see who has experienced the most extreme sadness and misery.

The new acquaintances were woe jousting over a beer.

by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005

muffin curl

The roll of flesh that appears over the waistband of a tight pair of trousers / skirt. Akin to the overhang out of the top of a muffin case.

I know I don't look fat but my fucking trousers are tight and I've got a right old muffin curl going on (Asquith, 2005)

by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005

a princess leia

An all-day drinking binge; an "all dayer"

I'll probably have a couple of princess leias on my holiday (Delany, 2005)

by Daniel Pearson November 15, 2006

space hoppers

Over full testacles, resulting from sexual deprivation

I've got nads like space hoppers (Asquith, 2005)

by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005