scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.

Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.

by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014

friend grazing

to shave the pubes off of somebody you like to show friendship and bonding.

daniel is friend grazing Adam to show their bond.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

fliskered

Masturbating so frequently that of not careful, you could actually rip off your penis.

" I've been quite fliskered lately, I better have the slight of hand the next time I diddle my scittles".

by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014