Dan Z.'s definitions

stopn' chat

When you see a person walking toward you from a distance who is either your friend or thinks you actually want to hear thier opinion about EVERYTHING; You can't ignore them so you have to stop and chat with that person for a short period of time or else a serious argument will occur on a later date.

Damn, I got caught in a stopn' chat with that slut Lisa yesterday, she thinks I like her. I had to or else she'd bitch my ear off later.

by Dan Z. May 22, 2005

maschiff n.

I man or woman who is unusually obese, mildly to untolerably mentally retarded,and has extremely lethargic, sloth-like reflexes.

Did you see Nick yesterday, he is such a huge maschiff!

by Dan Z. May 15, 2005

Sexual Assault Rifle

I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.

Don't piont that sexual assault rifle at me, i got it last time.

by Dan Z. May 15, 2005

ridicurous

How Elaine mispronounced "Ridiculous" on the greatest sitcom ever, Seinfeld.

Elaine: "Its ridicurous!"

Jerry: " . . .Did you just say ridicurous?"

by Dan Z. May 24, 2006

led zeppelin

Gods of rock'n Roll sweetness

Led Zeppelin is god of rock and roll sweetness bitch!

by Dan Z. May 19, 2005