Definitions by Dan U. Butt

jants 

Portmanteau of “jeans” and “pants.” Full length version of “jorts.”

Skateboarders wear jants when skateboarding.

jants by Dan U. Butt May 5, 2020

pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.

The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.

pant-rummage by Dan U. Butt April 23, 2020

social butt-cheeking 

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.

Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.

social butt-cheeking by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020