Dan The Man's definitions

water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

beast

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!

Milwaukee's Best Bitch! MMMM MMMM BITCH!

by Dan the man May 7, 2004

Snarf

A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.

That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

M-Smack

1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)

Yo man, Mike was all messed up on coke, so we called him M-Smack. Hehehe!

by Dan The Man April 9, 2004

opium

A drug, which helps get you high. Mike likes to use it, and uses it several times per day.

Person 1: Where did my opium go?
Person 2: Mike stole it and now is smoking it!

by Dan the Man December 6, 2004

hummel

Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.

"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.

by Dan the Man July 18, 2008

TVR

Company makes extremely fast assed cars but you can't buy then in the US because of crash standards

That TVR Cerbera Killed that Corvette Z06

by Dan the Man July 15, 2003