Dan Patterson's definitions

-ilf

A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"

"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"

by Dan Patterson October 17, 2005

-ilf

A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"

"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"

by Dan Patterson October 18, 2005

mofro

When a white person has an afro but since he's not African it's not.

Matt Veinotte has a mofro!

by Dan Patterson May 13, 2005

wanket

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007