Definitions by Dan Patterson

wanket 

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

wanket by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007

-ilf 

A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"

"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"

-ilf by Dan Patterson October 18, 2005

-ilf 

A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"

"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"

-ilf by Dan Patterson October 17, 2005

mofro 

When a white person has an afro but since he's not African it's not.

Matt Veinotte has a mofro!

mofro by Dan Patterson May 13, 2005