Dan Miller's definitions

Chinese Chicken

A fried chicken of chinese decent, created by the communist chinese government to reduce mass population problems. While it has been often debated what causes the consumer to die (some believe its laced with cyanide) one thing is for sure, you take one bite and your brain stops tickin.

"Life sucks, can I get me one of those chinese chickens over there."

by Dan Miller December 3, 2004

Verbal Diarrhea

When someone talks, and the resulting output smells and sounds like shit

Every time George W. Bush gives a speech, all I hear is verbal diarrhea.

by Dan Miller March 23, 2004

bohunkus

The butt of an animated cat-like talk show host on Cartoon Planet

Oh, my bohunkus, it's throbbing like the band. (Brak)

by Dan Miller March 23, 2004