Dan Fox's definitions

pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

speed date

An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.

I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.

by Dan Fox July 30, 2003

specs

Abbreviation of 'spectacles' - a pair of eyeglasses.

Where did I leave my specs? I want to peruse the latest edition of Club.

by Dan Fox August 4, 2003

moet

Typically a reference to Moët & Chandon Brut Impérial. Complex French champagne with rich fruit - a complex and appealing style. Brut Impérial is a balanced assemblage of the three vine varieties disclosing a succession of elegant and harmonious sensations, a fresh maturity, supple and refined lines, inspiring well-being and an emotion which is appreciated and shared. Pale yellow with shades of green.Subtely vinous, with a vine and lime blossom attack. Delicate well-balanced; leaves behind a sense of harmony, mellowness.

Moët? Isn't that the the one 'ladies' drink out of straws at the races?

by Dan Fox June 20, 2003

front bottom

A euphemism for female genitalia. Sometimes preceded by 'furry' - see also vagina,vaj,minge,cunt,twat,pussy,punani,poonani, and flange.

My furry front bottom is hurting, doctor.

by Dan Fox August 5, 2003

clut

Brit slang: A clumsy person.

You might want to move those lead crystal glasses as Tom is a right clut when he's stoned.

by Dan Fox July 15, 2003

sap

Noun. Insult. A person whose character has a spiritually debilitating effect on others. Typically an unhappy person who perenially moans to others but can also be someone who exhibits annoying behaviour.

Mike droans on and on about conspiracy theories - what a sap!

by Dan Fox July 4, 2003