Definitions by Dan Das Welt Man
Biscuit Spitters
Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
Biscuit Spitters by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
Biscuit Spitters
Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
Biscuit Spitters by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
Biscuit Spitters
Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
Biscuit Spitters by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
Secret Seven
The incredible ability of self pollution seven times in a day. Secret as it could be a tad embarrassing.
I whipped off the Famous Five by dinner and quietly went about the Secret Seven in the latter stages of the day. I was chucking salt by the ene but Enid was proud.
Secret Seven by Dan Das Welt Man June 19, 2019
Famous Five
Dan , I did it, the forth was a chin shot but I managed the famous five at the stroke of the hour....it was a disappointing spuff though.
Famous Five by Dan Das Welt Man November 23, 2016
Vagabdomen
Sorry Joe, but i cannot see that ladys cameltoe to which you refer as her Vagabdomen is hanging in the way.
Vagabdomen by Dan Das Welt Man September 9, 2011