Dan Dan's definitions

freewank

To masturbate from memory rather than using any stimuli such as internet, film or magazines.

Its looks like I am going to have to have a freewank because my internet is down.

by dan dan April 26, 2014

brooklyn bean barito

Take a dump on a girls chest and then titty "F" her.

Tim: yo i kicked the brooklyn bean barito on Abby last night!

by Dan Dan July 7, 2006

fellatiouch!

When the giver of fellatio employs a technique thats brings discomfort to the receiver.

O my god! When Jane was giving me a blowie last night it hurt like hell. Fellatiouch!!!

by dan dan June 7, 2014