Dan 's definitions

miss thing

Common homosexual male usage of "gender bending," Miss Thing can be used both negatively and positively. Miss Thing can be used by gay men to denote someone who (often wihout merit) thinks that they are above every one else, or can be used almost as a homosexual equivalent to "homie"

1. "Oh Miss Thing, don't you even go there with me... you are NOT wearing the same thing as I am... "

2. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Miss Thing!"`

by Dan April 21, 2004

SE

Spousal Equivalent, live in partner

Me and my SE just bought a house.

by Dan December 11, 2003

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

by dan August 30, 2003

wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.

"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."

by Dan November 3, 2004

Home Dawg

Someone you drive-by with

Let's go down the street my home dawg.

by Dan February 3, 2003

13 delta

Glorified secretaries that think they are a combat MOS. These pussies are the bitches of the Field Artillery and are known for their abuse of the "Don't ask don't tell policy."

The girls that have the 13 Delta MOS love having anal sex with each other.

by Dan January 16, 2003