Dan's definitions

trichinosis

A disease caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork, that contains trichinae, which develop as adults in the intestines and as larvae in the muscles, causing intestinal disorders, fever, nausea, muscular pain, and edema of the face.

If you eat that raw meat, you may get trichinosis.

by Dan November 30, 2003

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

Gallimimus

Pimp on Xbox live

that guy is a gallimimus

by dan November 30, 2003

pwned

the leet term (h4i1 t34 l337) for owned

victor: hahaha n00b i pwned j00
n00b: oh man great leet warrior, you r0x0rz

by dan December 1, 2003

New York

A small town just outside of Newcastle. Is quite close to the seaside and is basically one big council estate.

Fuckin hell, why are you moving to New York!!

by Dan December 2, 2003

killamajig

Anything that can kill you
The original killamajig is a small scarecrow toy that had a sharp pointy rake... like many knives... on a stick

Ahh the killamajig's are coming

by Dan December 2, 2003

Quality Vs. Quantity

I had this conversation at lunch whether to go to McDonalds or Subway, Subway you get quality and McDonalds you get Quantity. We used whether you would want to screw an ugly fat girl a lot, or a really hot girl once... we went to Subway

Subway is good... McDonalds just isn't

by Dan December 2, 2003