Dan's definitions

monster

What you become when you break up with a girl.

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

by Dan May 12, 2004

Zambo

1) a teacher of Calculus who is incredibly funny
2) a quote said by such a teacher

"Got any Zambos from class today?"

by Dan October 20, 2003

Automagic

A technology that works but is too complicated to explain or understand

When you click on the send b utton your email goes to the recipient. It's automagic

by Dan December 19, 2003

HERB

someones lil bitch

Yo what up i got myself a herb!

by dan September 5, 2006

full bird

A colonel in the U.S. military, as the rank insignia is an eagle.

We'll be having a unit inspection by the full bird this week. Let's make sure we look sharp for Colonel Smith.

by Dan June 30, 2008

spongebobsquarepants

- a very fat homely girl who has enormous amounts of cheese on her ass.

chirstina calderon

by dan November 3, 2003

ST

Rapper straight from the suburbs and is "The last White Rapper" aka Dirrty

"Welcome 2 the suburbs..."-ST

by Dan December 18, 2003