Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures's definitions

Yompawt Pompawt

The second worst smell that’s ever graced us with its presence. If you would like a whiff of it, go smell a spit valve on a retards trumpet.

Lord please help me, Tom Selleck’s balls reek of yompawt pompawt, if I have to smell them again I might shrivel up and die.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 30, 2023

SS Minnow

A shit stain, usually found in underwear or if your feeling kinky, in your pants.

Omg, did you see the SS Minnow on Ray Whittaker’s pants.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 30, 2023

Crisp

Anything that looks good and clean. Usually nothing but the best from the best.

Damn bro that butt job is crisp.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Tootsie Roll

A little douche bag.

Love him or hate him Adam Levine is a tootsie roll.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Punchkawt

Anything and I mean anything tasty!

Yo that pizza was punchkawt

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 30, 2023

Junior Brown

Also known as Junior Breezy. A man that's only seen in dark confined spaces. Some say he's about 5'8, has the body hair of Forrest Griffin and the breathe of John Ham.

I think I just saw Junior Brown in your kitchen pantry.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Tuffy

Not quite the worst smell that’s ever passed through your nostrils, but it’s still bad enough to make you wince.

Jesus man, was that an egg fart? That reeked of tuffy.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 30, 2023