Definitions by Damon_Keaton

Double Assectomy 

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.

Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.

Double Assectomy by Damon_Keaton June 18, 2024

Double Assectomy 

A girl who ain't got no ass.

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?

Double Assectomy by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024

Gwyneth Paltrow'd 

When a person brings a lawsuit to trial on their own dime in order to put an end to frivolous and or out of control accusations and allegations.

P. Diddy paid so many sexual abuse settlements based on accusations, he decided to go to trial and Gwyneth Paltrow'd that tired ass, lying bitch.?

Gwyneth Paltrow'd by Damon_Keaton November 27, 2023

Horse housing 

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

Horse housing by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

Horse housing 

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

Horse housing by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

skamish 

An adult male with the hairstyle of a 90's era ska fan combined with the facial hairstyle of an Amish man.

That guy looks hella skamish.

skamish by Damon_Keaton December 21, 2022