Tall One

A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.

Man I was jerking last night and busted a tall one, it landed on the fucking ceiling!

by Daily Jew December 03, 2018

The Hub

Slang for the critically acclaimed site - pornhub

Did you hear Brayden used the school WiFi to get on the hub?

No but I heard he has a curved dick though!

by Daily Jew December 03, 2018

Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 03, 2018