Fruit Roll Up

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

by DaddieDoWerk December 03, 2015

Glory Gape

Similar to the glory hole but this hole is way bigger and can fit multiple dicks... #GloryGape #GoogleGloryHole

Went to johnjohns house. A bathroom I entered had a glory gape... 4 limps drooped from the hole.

by DaddieDoWerk November 20, 2015

Vag'd Out

When someone you know had a chance to do something that took balls to accomplish and won't go attempt to do it. Instead of pussying out he Vag'd out.

My buddy had a chance to fuck this girl at the bar but he wouldn't go talk to her. He Vag'd Out....

by DaddieDoWerk April 12, 2014

Tip Stain

My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS

Dood nice tip stain.

by DaddieDoWerk November 20, 2015

Porcupine Penis

When a guys penis is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his penis.

Yo my sister's boyfriend has a Porcupine Penis. Walked in on them banging and I couldn't even see his tip...

by DaddieDoWerk December 02, 2015