DaZzA's definitions

scottules

hurcules! Nah he doesn't even compare to the Scottules. He's a madman/ machine, so move aside hurcs'

by dazza September 19, 2003

Dutch Blindfold

To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.

The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.

by Dazza May 19, 2003

bigdazza

large sex machine

bigdazza is a sexy bastard

by dazza July 3, 2003

ivor

tight fisted bastard who has no business sense

"that ivor's a robbing twat"

by dazza July 3, 2003

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

Spam Javelin

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

by Dazza July 7, 2004

The Darkness

They believe in a thing called love

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

by Dazza January 24, 2004