Definitions by DaHolmes

Cow Hampshire 

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.

I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........

Cow Hampshire by DaHolmes February 9, 2023

screw pig 

A woman who will sleep with anyone.

I drilled that screw pig all night.

screw pig by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

bottle rocket scientist 

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

bottle rocket scientist by DaHolmes January 29, 2023