Bromantic Era

(n.) A prescient movement spanning artistic genres and political boundaries, originating in the latter half of the 18th Century, which foreshadowed the brotastic rise of bro culture.

The brotastic bros of the Bromantic Era were broskis like:
Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Samuel Taylor Broleridge, and
Edgar Allan Bro.

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

fling cleaning

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.

Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

2 o'clock brunch rush

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.

Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011