Da Sperminator's definitions

Returd

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

Brozymandias

(n.) the supreme ruler of all mortal bros.

"My name is Brozymandias, bro of bros
Look upon my kegs, ye Mighty, and despair!"

-P. B. Shelley, Bromantic Era poet

Guy 1: "Did you hear Levi bonged a fifth?"
Guy 2: "I heard. Dude is insane!"
Guy 1: "No, he is Brozymandias!"

by Da Sperminator March 10, 2011

2 o'clock brunch rush

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.

Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011