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ethics and shit

(n.) a concise summary of the details of any college discussion/ question/ debate relating to ethics.
Guy 1- "What happened in class yesterday, bro?"
Guy 2- "The prof talked about ethics and shit."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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slutfriend

(n.) the slut you fuck on a regular basis, but would never even consider dating; friends with benefits.
Guy 1- "Yo, are you and Jill dating man? You're always over there!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"
by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011
mugGet the slutfriendmug.

gnazi

(n.) a swarm of gnats, proving so vexatious as to warrant a comparison to the totalitarian regime of the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi).
Fuck the great outdoors! These gnazis are pestering me like the Gestapo!
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
mugGet the gnazimug.

beer trap

a device to remotely trap, catch, or capture a bro employing the use of a beer as bait; like a mousetrap, but using a brewski instead of cheese.
"Yo Cal, can you brew me?" -dude

"Sure bro... (puts hand in beer trap fridge). Yo dude, what the hell?! My hand is stuck." -Cal

"Good, now let's talk about you fucking my girlfriend, you son of a bitch!" -dude
by Da Sperminator October 4, 2011
mugGet the beer trapmug.

dumpster hot

(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.
Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
mugGet the dumpster hotmug.

Bromantic Era

(n.) A prescient movement spanning artistic genres and political boundaries, originating in the latter half of the 18th Century, which foreshadowed the brotastic rise of bro culture.
The brotastic bros of the Bromantic Era were broskis like:
Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Samuel Taylor Broleridge, and
Edgar Allan Bro.
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
mugGet the Bromantic Eramug.

I drink, therefore I am

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!
Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
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