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(n.) the slut you fuck on a regular basis, but would never even consider dating; friends with benefits.
Guy 1- "Yo, are you and Jill dating man? You're always over there!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"
by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011
Get the slutfriend mug.Guy playing Call Of Duty: "Wow, is this guy using dial up?! Seriously my game speed went down to zero! He is Lagamemnon!"
by Da Sperminator April 12, 2012
Get the Lagamemnon mug.(n.) A Designated Kings Deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game Kings. A DKD is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering.
Guy 1- "Yo, I found cards, let's play some Kings!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the Designated Kings Deck mug.(n.) an important sub-rule of the bros before hoes clause in the bro code that states the bro may not, under any circumstance, ditch his bros to go clothes shopping with his hoe.
Guy 1- "Hey guys, I can't watch 300 tonight."
Guy 2- "What's up, bro? We always watch a flick on Thirsty Thursdays in the man cave!"
Guy 1- "Tiffany wanted to get a new jacket--"
Guy 3- "Wait, you're ditching us to be her shopping bitch?"
Guy 1- "It's not like that, we might buy lingerie too!"
Guy 2- "You're willing to violate the sacred rule of bros before clothes? Dishonor shall fall heavily upon your balls for this treachery, my dude!"
Guy 2- "What's up, bro? We always watch a flick on Thirsty Thursdays in the man cave!"
Guy 1- "Tiffany wanted to get a new jacket--"
Guy 3- "Wait, you're ditching us to be her shopping bitch?"
Guy 1- "It's not like that, we might buy lingerie too!"
Guy 2- "You're willing to violate the sacred rule of bros before clothes? Dishonor shall fall heavily upon your balls for this treachery, my dude!"
by Da Sperminator March 17, 2011
Get the bros before clothes mug.Guy 1- "Did you hit up Kendra's?"
Guy 2- "No way! All they had was a case of Natty Light, typical worst case scenario party."
Guy 2- "No way! All they had was a case of Natty Light, typical worst case scenario party."
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
Get the worst case scenario party mug.when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.
Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011
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Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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