Definitions by Da Sperminator

Lagamemnon 

The king of all laggers, brings your online gaming speed down to a crawl.

Guy playing Call Of Duty: "Wow, is this guy using dial up?! Seriously my game speed went down to zero! He is Lagamemnon!"

Lagamemnon by Da Sperminator April 12, 2012

beer trap

a device to remotely trap, catch, or capture a bro employing the use of a beer as bait; like a mousetrap, but using a brewski instead of cheese.

"Yo Cal, can you brew me?" -dude

"Sure bro... (puts hand in beer trap fridge). Yo dude, what the hell?! My hand is stuck." -Cal

"Good, now let's talk about you fucking my girlfriend, you son of a bitch!" -dude

beer trap by Da Sperminator October 4, 2011

humbullshit

a method of showing off or bragging by adopting a super humble attitude

Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"

humbullshit by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

victory sex 

(n.) the sexual intercourse that you have after a truly great achievement

Guy: "I just got accepted to Harvard, baby!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"

victory sex by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

tri-winning 

awesomeness that transcends beyond even Charlie Sheen's level.

Guy 1: "Charlie Sheen may be bi-winning, but I'm tri-winning!"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I raced a dozen cop cars and won!"
Guy 2: "Thuggin'!"

tri-winning by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

Chardon 

(n.) a shortening of Chardonnay, a tasty white wine.

Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"

Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"

Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."

Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"

Chardon by Da Sperminator May 18, 2011

Burny 

(n.) an abbreviation of Burnett's Vodka & Gin.

Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"

Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"

Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."

Burny by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011