Definitions by Da Ass Master

tweeting 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

tweeting by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Twit 

(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock

The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit

Twit by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009