tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009

Twit

(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock

The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit

by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009