teenager

One between the ages of 13 and 19.9. Most of them wish to drop out of school, have underage sex, become lazyasses, and remain stupid for the rest of their lives. I'm not saying all of them are like this, though. I'm 14 and am absolutely not like this.

About 90% of all teenagers are dumbasses.

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

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Home of Strong Bad. Also, the place to go for losers who constantly screw up making welcome movies.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! pushes Homestar aside Hello, and welcome to Im-a-big-moron-who-cant-remember-his-lines.com! No, seriously.

by dj gs68 April 29, 2003

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base

1. The bottom of something.
2. What CATS took because it wasn't bomb-proof.

1. The base of the house is quickly wearing away.
2. Because I wasn't prepared for bomb attacks, CATS took all my base.

by dj gs68 August 07, 2003

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Zapp Brannigan

A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.

Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.

by dj gs68 September 04, 2003

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I would rather _ than _

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

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