Definitions by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)

chili knuckle punch 

the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!

person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol

chili knuckle punch by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

give the dog a bone 

it means give your girlfriend your cock, and make her suck it real hard

person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it

give the dog a bone by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

monkey fuck 

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from

person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it

monkey fuck by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

wwtdd 

what would the devil do?, usually said when wanting to get revenge on someone big time

person1: argh my boss has just cut my pay, what can i do
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!

wwtdd by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

wiped it's face 

a term used in auction used to describe something that has broke even

my golf club has wiped it's face on ebay

wiped it's face by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

fugf 

fucked up girl friend, used to describe your girl friend as been a bit of a retard, very stupid etc

person1: hey lewis my girlfriends a bit stupid u no
person2: well shes a fugf int she then

fugf by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

facefucked 

to get owned by someone who has posted something about u on facebook or could be someone hacking into ur facebook acount somehow and posting things 4 u, therefore looking like a prick when u next go on it, it can be so bad that people just cancel their account all together

person1: my m8 got facefucked by someone hacking into his account, he had 2 cancel his account it got that bad
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough

facefucked by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009