DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions
1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more
2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol
person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 5, 2011
Get the Choc shockmug. when there is the biggest amount of pubes next to a girls pussy uve ever seen!! therefore looking like a lions mane
person1: how was that chick u banged last nite
person2: she had a massive lion mane
person1: sickage!!!
person2: she had a massive lion mane
person1: sickage!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 26, 2009
Get the lion manemug. it happens when u r trying to put ur penis into ur gf's vagina, u miss but end up hitting the asshole which saves u from embarresment, works either way
person1: how'd it go wiv rebbeca then
person2: well i missed here vagina but luckily i found the back up hole
person1: u twat how do u get so lucky!!
person2: well i missed here vagina but luckily i found the back up hole
person1: u twat how do u get so lucky!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
Get the back up holemug. person 1: so how'd it go wiv lauren last nite
person 2: i gave that cum soaked bitch a good drilling
person 1: nice one!!!
person 2: i gave that cum soaked bitch a good drilling
person 1: nice one!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009
Get the drillingmug. a complicated four way affair involving two guys and two girls
example
pair 1, pair 2
the woman from pair one is cheating on her man with the man from pair two and
the woman from pair two is cheating on her man with the man from pair one, vice versa
example
pair 1, pair 2
the woman from pair one is cheating on her man with the man from pair two and
the woman from pair two is cheating on her man with the man from pair one, vice versa
person 1: man this love square is complicted help me
person 2: it involves amy and josh, and jack and katie, jacks had sex with amy and joshs had sex with katie
person 1: cheers i needed to know that
person 2: it involves amy and josh, and jack and katie, jacks had sex with amy and joshs had sex with katie
person 1: cheers i needed to know that
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009
Get the love squaremug. that sophie is lololicous
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 7, 2009
Get the lololicousmug. Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009
Get the SAFE SEX TIPSmug.