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chili knuckle punch

the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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flingered

getting fucked up the ass while getting fingered at the same time
person1: howd it go with amy last night
person2: i flingered her good!!!
person1: nice one!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009
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grasta

some black person who grasses on everything bad u do
person 1:this black kid grassed on ryan for smoking
person 2:he's such a grasta
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 3, 2009
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school sex

when i man goes into the girls toilet and cums on the toilet seat and all the girls that go on it get pregnant
no wonder teenagers are having kids

school sex
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
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wwtdd

what would the devil do?, usually said when wanting to get revenge on someone big time
person1: argh my boss has just cut my pay, what can i do
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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big a.o

a player on mkw (mario kart wii) who owns everyone yet isn't obsessed like most people
person1: so how u doin on mkw
big a.o: ye i'm doin ok ive nearly got all da characters, go on it bout once every fortnight, still own every1
person1: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 12, 2009
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SAFE SEX TIPS

Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."

Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.

Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.

Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.

When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.

Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"

Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.

You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.

To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.

If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.

Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
person1: have a look at these SAFE SEX TIPS there mint
person2: (reads it)
person2: cool lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009
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