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bageilo

an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often
bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do

jacqueasse has one warning

bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009
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walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009
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curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government
gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009
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the waiter

a sex position where u are fucking one woman while fingering the two women either side of the one in the middle, the arms pointing out is where the waiter comes from
person1: hey i just made up a new sex position called the waiter
person2: wot is is
person1: (whispers it to him)
person2: sweet i have 3 girls comin over my house i'll try it!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
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drilling

giving a girl the ultimate ass fucking of her life!!
person 1: so how'd it go wiv lauren last nite
person 2: i gave that cum soaked bitch a good drilling
person 1: nice one!!!
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Choc shock

1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more

2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol

person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 5, 2011
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