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grasta

some black person who grasses on everything bad u do
person 1:this black kid grassed on ryan for smoking
person 2:he's such a grasta
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 3, 2009
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chili knuckle punch

the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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flingered

getting fucked up the ass while getting fingered at the same time
person1: howd it go with amy last night
person2: i flingered her good!!!
person1: nice one!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009
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lololicous

what you call someone who makes you laugh and is right fit
that sophie is lololicous
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 7, 2009
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love square

a complicated four way affair involving two guys and two girls
example
pair 1, pair 2
the woman from pair one is cheating on her man with the man from pair two and
the woman from pair two is cheating on her man with the man from pair one, vice versa
person 1: man this love square is complicted help me
person 2: it involves amy and josh, and jack and katie, jacks had sex with amy and joshs had sex with katie
person 1: cheers i needed to know that
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
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bad day

A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers.

The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."

The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.

The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."

The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.

He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
person1: hey u heard bout dis guy who had a really bad day, people started dropping dead infront of him.
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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