666 Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require men who are 6 feet tall, have a 6 inch penis and 6 figure salary

Sorry you’re not tall enough, I go by the 666 rule

by DJ Pies December 09, 2018

Polish Happy Meal

When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.

I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal

by DJ Pies January 24, 2018

Shelving

When you shit an entire log onto the toilet seat, on purpose.

Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.

Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!

Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party

by DJ Pies February 23, 2020