DJ Pies's definitions

Shelving

When you shit an entire log onto the toilet seat, on purpose.

Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.

Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!

Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party

by DJ Pies February 22, 2020

666 Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require men who are 6 feet tall, have a 6 inch penis and 6 figure salary

Sorry you’re not tall enough, I go by the 666 rule

by DJ Pies December 8, 2018

Polish Happy Meal

When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.

I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal

by DJ Pies January 24, 2018