79 definitions by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)

Britain

the best country in the world came 4th in the 08 olymipics and only countrys that were like 1000 times bigger beat them, yep thats right britain is very small but still kicks every other countrys ass, and unlike americans we can actually walk properly. our weather is quite shit but that is what makes britain the toughest country ever. the defintion of britain: THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, BRITAIN RULES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :P

brit: Britain rules :)
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 15, 2009

wwtdd

what would the devil do?, usually said when wanting to get revenge on someone big time

person1: argh my boss has just cut my pay, what can i do
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

tickle her pickle

another way of saying to finger a woman

i bet u'd love 2 tickle her pickle wouldn't u

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 20, 2009

flingered

getting fucked up the ass while getting fingered at the same time

person1: howd it go with amy last night
person2: i flingered her good!!!
person1: nice one!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009

partners conversation

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009

proxy

the ultimate weapon for school kids everywhere, there will never be a shortage of them so there will always be one that works

person 1: shit my favorite website has been blocked, what a bummer
person 2: try this proxy website it unblocks everything
person 1: everything??!!
person 2: EVERYTHING!!!!!
person 1: cheers m8

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009

faf

can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way

person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009