79 definitions by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
tornadoes and women are so alike
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 24, 2009
in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc
person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
a complicated four way affair involving two guys and two girls
example
pair 1, pair 2
the woman from pair one is cheating on her man with the man from pair two and
the woman from pair two is cheating on her man with the man from pair one, vice versa
example
pair 1, pair 2
the woman from pair one is cheating on her man with the man from pair two and
the woman from pair two is cheating on her man with the man from pair one, vice versa
person 1: man this love square is complicted help me
person 2: it involves amy and josh, and jack and katie, jacks had sex with amy and joshs had sex with katie
person 1: cheers i needed to know that
person 2: it involves amy and josh, and jack and katie, jacks had sex with amy and joshs had sex with katie
person 1: cheers i needed to know that
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) May 4, 2009
to get owned by someone who has posted something about u on facebook or could be someone hacking into ur facebook acount somehow and posting things 4 u, therefore looking like a prick when u next go on it, it can be so bad that people just cancel their account all together
person1: my m8 got facefucked by someone hacking into his account, he had 2 cancel his account it got that bad
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough
person2: is he gonna create a new account
person1: doubt it, he's traumatised enough
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye
person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!
person2: ye
person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009