honku

A "honku" is a haiku poem about cars and traffic. Anything that drives you crazy while in or around cars, traffic, and the American motoring experience is fodder for a honku.
When the light turns green
like a leaf on a spring wind
the horn blows quickly
by Dave August 13, 2003
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shagalot

a)That dirty bird, she's a right shagalot
b) Sir Mixalot? - I'm sir shagalot
by Dave July 08, 2003
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ws

ws.txt contains my favourite web links.
by dave March 15, 2005
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fulltilt

Hey Fulltilt you kick ass.
by Dave March 11, 2003
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Canada

A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )
Canada is not for sissys.
by dave May 13, 2005
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purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'
by dave February 16, 2004
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.
"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004
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