DAve's definitions

fartnug

a small nugget of anything that might fall from one's anus during the process of flatulation

Say there friend, thats one nasty FARTNUG that fell from your asshole when you farted!

by Dave August 2, 2003

marijuanero

Spanish. A person who uses marijuana. Stoner.

Si, me gusta Jorge, el es un verdadero marijuanero. (Sure I like George, he's a true stoner)

by Dave June 12, 2004

honku

A "honku" is a haiku poem about cars and traffic. Anything that drives you crazy while in or around cars, traffic, and the American motoring experience is fodder for a honku.

When the light turns green
like a leaf on a spring wind
the horn blows quickly

by Dave August 13, 2003

US Cavalry

A website that allows you to buy perephinelia from the US Military and US Police units (including SWAT).

"You can buy boots, clothes, BDU's, GPS transmittors, binocs, dogtags, patches, and many more! ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

orcs face

When fucking a girl, right when you're about to cum, you cum in your hand rub it around and slap it on the chicks face so it looks like shes an orc with the white hand print from the lord of the rings

the orcs from lord of the rings have white hand prints on their faces

by Dave March 15, 2005

disestablishmentarianism

Opposing the establishment.

"What're you doing in my house?!"
"You know. Trespassing. Invading your collective privacy. Disestablishmentarianism."
"Say wha?"

by Dave September 13, 2004

fiance

Future Ex-wife, person you plan to get married to.
french for "kill me"

meet melissa she is my future ex-wife she calls me her fiance

by dave February 3, 2005