DAve's definitions

Fluffy

The affectionate nickname female fans have given for the character Sesshomaru, from the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

SOME OTAKU CHICK:
"Fluffy-sama is so HOT!!!!!"

ME:
"Holy shit girl calm down."

by Dave January 20, 2004

Kick The Can

The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.

Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.

"Our present-day kick the can is hackeysack. Like I care though."
-me

by Dave January 20, 2004

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

fanny

A British word for vagina

Also used to clean up certain swear words

"What are you doing?" "Sweet F*** All"
"What are you doing?" "Sweet Fanny Adams"

by Dave January 23, 2004

JV

1. Short for Juvenile Court or Detention (aka jail).
2. Short for junior varisty in dealing with a sports team or colorguard and cheerleading, which are not a sports - ie you suck.

Damn after JV practice the cops caught me jackin' a old pos (piece of shit) and now I got to go to my JV hearing where they probably will send me to JV.

by Dave January 23, 2004