DAve's definitions

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

fanny

A British word for vagina

Also used to clean up certain swear words

"What are you doing?" "Sweet F*** All"
"What are you doing?" "Sweet Fanny Adams"

by Dave January 23, 2004

JV

1. Short for Juvenile Court or Detention (aka jail).
2. Short for junior varisty in dealing with a sports team or colorguard and cheerleading, which are not a sports - ie you suck.

Damn after JV practice the cops caught me jackin' a old pos (piece of shit) and now I got to go to my JV hearing where they probably will send me to JV.

by Dave January 23, 2004

C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

by DAve January 24, 2004

bizzlenatch

it has the same meaning as a bitch basicaly jus alittle less offensive to the person.
a bizzlenatch can be anythin a person place or thing.
a bizzlenatch may also be like the shyte or shit

yo lizzy is a bizzlenatch
wall-ball is the bizzlenatch

by Dave January 26, 2004