DAve's definitions

strategery

Any and all elements regarding, for example, the act of strategy and its planning, execution, etc.

"Strategery....that should actually be a word!"
-me

by Dave January 16, 2004

Jimmy Carter

Great man, crappy president. Said to have fat lips.

You can be an example of this guy if you know that trick to make your lips look like they're huge. Roll down your bottom lip, then stick out your tongue and lay it on your upper lip close to your nose.

by Dave January 16, 2004

Pewi

The french pronunciation for "Paris".

Sacre blue! Ok so I misspelled it. So what? I'm not good at french! Then again who is. I mean, you ever try READING french?! lol

by Dave January 16, 2004

Orbit

Some damn fine chewin' gum! ^.^

"Orbit cleans another dirty mouth! No matter what."
-that cute-but-bubbly british chick on those Orbit commercials

by Dave January 16, 2004

american

*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.

"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.

by Dave January 16, 2004

Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004

Cheetos Bowl

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.

"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?

by dave January 17, 2004