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Goose

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 4, 2003
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Marlow White

Designer of top-quality US Military officer uniforms, for enlisted personnel, officers, and Generals.
"I could post the URL but then my definition won't be posted."
-me
by Dave November 30, 2004
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bumming

n. Brit. working class slang for anal gay sex, becoming archaic since 80s with more informed society. Usually used with amusement, not prejudice, typically by people naturally tolerant but less informed about gay life. (Middle classes and prejudicial people would typically avoid slang, sometimes to avoid being seen as <italic>not</italic> prejudiced by a homophobic listener to gain approval.
Ooh! What happens? Do you alway bum him or do you bum each other. I don't know much about bumming, sorry I mean qu.., sorry, er, gay people and stuff. Well you know, we girls always say gay men are wasted. Is that offensive? Could I really suck your cock and you wouldn't get a hard on
by Dave July 4, 2004
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Sikkunt

Slurred speech for "sick cunt".
This is someone who is a badass and well respected for this purpose.
Did you see him pop that fob? HaHa what a sikkunt!!!
by Dave April 29, 2003
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Unwomanplayafiedism

A type of affliction where it is impossible to get layed.
Man, i really suffer from unwomanplayafiedism, i can't get any chick to sleep with me.
by Dave November 24, 2003
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Evil Steve

one often confused with Eve among the homosexual community and is PRO cleveland steamer.Came about in the late 80's,you remember, you were there!!
a wretched yak felcher is often called a Evil steve
by Dave February 3, 2005
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dick up

by dave April 9, 2003
mugGet the dick upmug.

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