maureen moor

one fat jewish prostitute that chows down on man milk

this fat girl pulled a maureen on me

the obese woman on the corner that blows sheep at the market is called maureen moor

by dave April 30, 2003

Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

by Dave July 15, 2005

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

pro-gun

One who endorses guns, and preserving the legalization of domestic ordnance.

"I am pro-gun. ^_^ Anti-gun wussies can kiss my ass."
-me

by Dave June 22, 2004

judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

by Dave November 19, 2003

DILD BARON

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum

wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron

by dave October 11, 2004

Shalashaska

Russian slang term for "prison".

"I fought wars in Afghanistan, Mozambique, Eritrea, and Chad. Among the Mujihadin guerillas, I was known and feared as 'Shalashaska'."
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS

"Someone correct me on the spelling of 'Mujihadin' please!"
-me

by Dave December 30, 2004