Definitions by D1 Rubik’s cube guy

Former 4 eyes

A guy who used to need glasses but doesn’t anymore. These kinds of guys are also fat people who eat everything in their path. They also play soccer and stuff

Is that the fat guy who’s former 4 eyes?

Former 4 eyes by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 28, 2025

Islam

The religion that an American Muslim yaps about while reading the Quran. The word “AyGhahe” is mentioned a lot as well.

Islam is a Muslim’s religion which he will always follow

Islam by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

Rubik’s cube master 

An athletic guy who loves Jesus and can solve the Rubik’s cube in less than 50 seconds. He has solved the 8x8 Rubik’s cube as well.

Person 1: is that Rubik’s cube master?
Person 2: yes, he is very quick and smart with it

Rubik’s cube master by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

Mr Applejar 

A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?

Mr Applejar by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

Mr Applejar 

A guy who’s the worst driver ever. Despite this, he is a great friend to have, and he loves Jesus with all his heart. He also knows a lot about sports and is the biggest Mariner’s fan

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who caused multiple car accidents?
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy

Mr Applejar by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 8, 2025

Ashcraft 

A guy who collects skunks and keeps them as his pets, and loves the smells of their farts

Random guy: WHY IS HE GRABBING A SKUNK?? THAT MUST BE ASHCRAFT

Ashcraft by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 6, 2025

Silvertips 

The best WHL team in the world, the moral enemies/rivals of the thunderturds and winterhawks, and the best silvertips fans are Lucas and Asher

Asher: Hey look it’s the silvertips!!
Lucas: Yes I’m their #1 fan!!
Asher: so am I!

Silvertips by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 6, 2025