D.S. Credito's definitions

sucks cock

a misnomer used to describe someone or something that is very bad, when in actuality having one's cock sucked is a nearly universally positive experience for the receiver.

Sam: One Direction sucks cock.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.

by D.S. Credito April 6, 2015

cupcake life

a phrase describing the life or living conditions of someone who has lived accustomed to safety and security, usually from an early age, relatively free from most of the hardships and forms of stress that are experienced by a majority of people. A person who has had a cupcake life may start out with built-in advantages, yet struggle to maintain or get ahead when called upon to fend for him/herself.

Kevin complains that he has to work and pay his own bills. It's no surprise that he grew up having a cupcake life in which he was supported by his parents and lived comfortably in the suburbs.

by D.S. Credito April 7, 2015

new skin

refers to human skin that has never before received tattoo ink or any other form of permanent cosmetics. Sometimes also called virgin skin.

The process of healing a tattoo is expected to be somewhat different for first-timers with new skin, who might not heal as quickly as a tattoo addict whose body is already familiar with the ink.

by D.S. Credito April 16, 2015

procreabitate

a couple living together and having a child or children without being married.

Sometimes it's better to procreabitate instead of rushing down the aisle, only to later regret it when the kid grows up to hate his parents for always fighting with each other.

by D.S. Credito March 17, 2015

chest table

an attachable/detachable tray rested on the chest of someone eating or drinking while in a slouched position, used when spilling the food or beverage would be likely.

He keeps spilling his food everywhere on the couch. Someone should get him a chest table.

by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015

Pawleys Plantation

a gated, virtually all white community situated on a golf course in Pawleys Island, South Carolina, located to the south of Myrtle Beach. Many residents of Pawleys Island are middle aged transplants from the north and midwest of the U.S., who claim to have moved south "for the warm weather," "to be near the beach," or "to play more golf." Yet many of these same people seem to see nothing morally wrong about living in a neighborhood whose name contains the word "plantation," which for anyone with any kind of a liberal mind evokes horrific images of slavery and racial segregation.

Pawleys Plantation has a staff of guards at the front gate, twenty-four hours a day, every day of the year.

by D.S. Credito March 11, 2015

lexographer

a person dedicated to the study of words, often engaged in compiling entries for dictionaries. A lexographer may also take part in the writing and editing of dictionaries, also striving to ensure that reference books in both print and electronic form will meet users' needs and expectations.

Mike is quite the lexographer these days. Every week he gets a new word published in the Urban Dictionary.

by D.S. Credito February 21, 2015