sidewinder

A friend you only see once or twice a year. Not someone you hang out with regularly.

I've got one main buddy and 49 sidewinders.

by D. Y. Vetz April 13, 2023

competencism

Discrimination based on competency, or lackthereof.

When the advertising company didn't hire Hector because his only work experience was flipping burgers and pumping gas, Hector complained to the Human Rights Commission of competencism.

by D. Y. Vetz January 25, 2021

For crying in a soup

Another way of saying "for crying out loud!" or "Jesus Christ!"

Don't cry in your soup, for crying in a soup!

by D. Y. Vetz May 21, 2019

Suckhole

Someone that gets all dramatic whenever they're faced with criticism, judgement or dissent.

"It's going to be sunny today."
"I'm pretty sure it's gonna rain later dude."
"What?! How dare you question my knowledge?!! I've been alive for 9000 years and you've been around for what, 30??! If you undermine my authority again I'll report you to the weather police and then we'll see who's the real deal and who's a fake-ass phony!!!!"
"Calm down buddy. Quit being such a suckhole, damn."

by D. Y. Vetz September 26, 2022

Soda shock

When you drink pop and a sensation that feels like electricity shoots up your nose.

I shouldn't have downed that entire can of coke so fast -- now I got soda shock!

by D. Y. Vetz June 06, 2019

There's always a loogan

Whenever there is a event happening in a public space, be it a concert, a lecture, a hockey game or a political function, there is a 100% chance that there will be at least one guy disturbing that event by being a drunken idiot.

There's always a loogan.

by D. Y. Vetz March 11, 2021

Jibboo

A strange birdman you can find in desert ghost towns at night. Mentioned in the Dr. Seuss book "Oh The Things You Can Think!"

And what would you do of you met a Jibboo?

by D. Y. Vetz November 14, 2019