Definitions by D. Gould

jaw jack 

Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.

"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"

jaw jack by D. Gould February 6, 2006

Satan wear 

Slag for gothic apparel. Primairly of the shade black. May refer to any of the gothic sub-genre styles: Cyber, Industrial, Victorian, or Death Rock. Made of materials that may include leather, PVC, rubber, lace, or velvet. Dubbed so, because most people assume goths are also 'Satanists'.

"My mom went through my closet, and shredded all my Satan wear. Now, she's making me go to church!"

Satan wear by D. Gould February 1, 2006

creep factor 

The degree in which an act or behaviour is defined, in regards to its level of 'creepiness'. Does not necessairly refer to outright disgust and repulsion. But more along the deviation, of social norms and sensibilities.

"I saw dude macking on his stepsister. That's got a creep factor of ten!"

creep factor by D. Gould February 1, 2006

pucker power 

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.

"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"

pucker power by D. Gould January 28, 2006

idiot light 

The green coloured indicator on a motorcycle. Which informs the rider, they are in the "Neutral" gear, when lit.

"Dude...Why's my bike not moving?"

"Of COURSE it's not moving, STUPID! Your 'idiot light' is on!"

idiot light by D. Gould January 27, 2006

grabbing air 

What you do, when a cop rolls up on you, and tells you to "put your hands in the air".

"The Five-O rolled up on me during a B&E. And before I knew it, I was grabbing air."

grabbing air by D. Gould January 25, 2006

limp cock and no lube 

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

limp cock and no lube by D. Gould January 25, 2006