A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.
"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."
by D. Gould February 08, 2007
When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.
"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."
by D. Gould July 24, 2008
Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
When two or more people are involved in the commission of a crime, only one is caught, and the one subsequently apprehended, then informs on the others to police. Usually for the offer of a lesser charge.
"I thought I'd got away clean. But the guy rolled over on me, when the D.A. threatened him with 15-life."
by D. Gould February 16, 2006
by D. Gould February 24, 2006
An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.
"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."
by D. Gould March 03, 2006