Definitions by D. Dubya

Faucheaux 

fo-sho, for sure

you know I'm down with that, Faucheaux!

Faucheaux by D. Dubya August 30, 2015

CRV 

Acronym for child rape van, usually white but there's no standard color but a key detail is no or as few as possible windows in the back. Easily confused with a cargo van the CRV will also drive slowly but not to deliver a package but to scout talent.

Have you seen the CRV that dives by the park? I'm always waiting for him to deliver something but he's got his eye more towards the park than the addresses.

CRV by D. Dubya July 13, 2015

Testicly

Nonsense word used to appear articulate but leaves the listener in disbelief that they heard the word testicle.

Testicly speaking I say we bake the cake first.

Testicly by D. Dubya July 13, 2015

Rifuckingdiculous 

More than ridiculous, absofuckinglutely ridiculous/unbelievable

The graphics on this game are rifuckingdiculous.

Rifuckingdiculous by D. Dubya July 12, 2015

Fo Sho 

For sure, definitely, indeed

I'll be at your house at 6 o'clock fo sho.

Fo Sho by D. Dubya July 12, 2015

White diet 

Using cocaine or methamphetamine's in a manner that allows for extreme weight-loss

She looks like skin and bones, you know she's on that white diet, right?

White diet by D. Dubya July 12, 2015

Absofuckinglutely 

The same as the word absolutely but expressed with extreme emotion

I am going to absofuckinglutely murder you at a game of Madden. Ex.2 There is absofuckinglutely no way I'm giving you my password.

Absofuckinglutely by D. Dubya July 12, 2015